Deer

Wildlife officials are warning residents to not keep wild deer as pets as they continue to search for deer wearing a collar.

You think you know your pet, but do you *know* your pet? Would you, for example, say your guinea pig is a Betty or a Veronica? What's your iguana's opinion on repealing the Glass-Steagall Act? Most importantly, DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR FERRET'S MYERS-BRIGGS PERSONALITY TYPE????!! Is your pet ... an INTROVERT?

If you need proof that everyone loves Doritos, look no further than this: a deputy in the Florida Keys recently rescued an endangered species of deer that had a bag of the snack food stuck on its head. Unfortunately, we'll have to speculate whether the deer prefers classic flavor or Cool Ranch.

See? Deer really do come out of nowhere!

Everyone knows that the day after Thanksgiving -- aka Black Friday -- is the busiest day of the year for shopping. But apparently three wild deer got a bit confused as to the date and showed up at Kohl's department store four days early.

This confused woman has got cause and effect all switched around. She called into a radio station in Fargo, North Dakota saying that deer crossing signs should be moved... so that deer would start crossing elsewhere.

We feel really bad for Donna, the woman in this clip, because she seems an exceptionally nice lady. She's well-spoken and polite, just... hazy on a few concept. Donna called into a North Dakota morning show because she couldn't get anybody to pay attention to her problem. Which essentially boils down to misunderstanding who a specific sign is aimed at.

When one thinks of a deer, one thinks of a gentle Bambi-like creature. However, adult male deers can be pretty rough customers. Especially during mating season, when they use their sharp horns to jostle over female deer companionship.

What's the one thing we learned from 'Jurassic Park'? Life finds a way. So, if an adorable fawn decides it wants to drop in for breakfast one Sunday morning, that's exactly what's going to happen -- even if it has to slither in through the pet door.

Who doesn't love a golden retriever? They're one of the most loyal breeds of dogs, both playful and downright adorable. In this heartwarming video, Dickens the dog finds a newborn deer in his backyard and runs out to play with it. Or at least that's what it looks like to us.

A deer made quite an entrance at a Goodwill store in New Jersey on Jan. 7 when it plunged through a glass door and ran rampant in the store. A deer crashing through the window of a taco restaurant we can totally understand. But a second-hand store? How gauche!

Take a moment and enjoy this video of an adorable kitten named Boots nuzzling into a fawn named Faline. It's so sweet it's guaranteed to give you cavities.

A herd of deer has ruined Christmas for a farm in Iowa by eating almost its entire crop of Christmas trees. The Grinch has nothing on these animals.

One of the many things the internet has taught us is that animals of different species will become close friends when given the chance. The latest inter-species love story comes from Tinsel the turkey and Bramble the deer. Tinsel was taken to Nuneaton and Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary in England after he was thrown off a truck and found on the side of the highway. It was there that he met Brambl

At some point, we've all felt a powerful hankering for tacos. And apparently, so did this deer, which dove through the front window of a taco restaurant on Sunday afternoon in a spectacular explosion of glass.