Books

Borders bookstores will shut their doors forever at the end of this month, and in a final kiss-off to those who patronized the once-popular chain, employees at one of Borders' franchises hung in their display window a bitter note which listed all the things customers had done to piss them off over the years.

An obsessed Jessica Simpson fan has taken his love for the star to novel heights. Marce William Burchell who, after allegedly stalking Simpson for years, decided to pen and self-publish a book about the object of his affection. The best part? The book's insane title: 'The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson's 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True

Since 2007, the Zombie Research Society has been raising awareness about the undead and the upcoming zombie pandemic. Their latest effort, an illustrated book called 'That's Not Your Mommy Anymore,' aims to educate the younger members of our society on what to do when a parent becomes a brain-eating monster.

School reading lists are typically laden with staid classics that no one really wants to read. But nevermind all that. 'Late Night' host Jimmy Fallon presented his "Do Not Read List" for the 2011-2012 school year that sounds a lot more enticing.

Artist Andrew Kolb has re-imagined the song 'Space Oddity,' David Bowie's epic tale of disaster in the great beyond, as an illustrated children's book, borrowing Bowie's lyrics for the narrative.