We've all been tempted to do this, have we not?

Seeing the extensive list of salad topping choices on a menu is almost like telling someone not to look down from a ledge; we so badly want to! Sadly, we just can't seem to bring ourselves to spend $229.93 on a salad. However, thanks to this video from College Humor, we don't have to. They've done it for us.

Topped with anything from Turkish Figs to Sesame-Filled Tofu, this mega-salad ordered by a couple of guys at College Humor made us not only elated -- mainly at the mere absurdity of it all -- but also hungry for something else. Seriously, that salad looks and sounds terrible.

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