Manufactured by Stern Electronics, the addictive 8-bit classic follows a mother pig as she attempts to rescue her piglets (the titular "Pooyan") from wolves who doubtlessly want bacon for lunch by shooting arrows at them. Yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

So why aren't more people familiar with this underrated gem? That probably can be chalked up to the fact that the title sounds incredibly obscene.

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