Ridiculous ‘Pickles’ Song Is Mysterious Internet Hit

This is happening right now on the internet. 'Pickles,' a song by Irish (by way of Russia and Israel) artist Yasha is blowing up. It's not very good, but it's gotten more than eight million views in the past six days. What? What is happening? Maybe everyone is just watching it over and over again, trying to solve the mystery of what in the world this song is even about. Seriously, we're very confused.