'Liebe Mutter'

So, Heino (aka Heinz Georg Kramm) is a German singer who's known for his bass voice, blonde hair and ever-present sunglasses. That reputation must've come after this cover. Yeesh.

Not gonna lie, we thought this was a woman. A woman who you're sort of thrown off by at first, then you get curious and your mind starts to think, "Well, she's definitely different. She's probably into some pretty oddball stuff. Let's find out." Then the brakes screech and you realize you've been had.

Dude would be a perfect love interest for Pat, the androgynous character played by Julia Sweeney on 'SNL.'