Let's forget about Lampent's silly character design for a moment -- it's, you know, a lamp that evolves into a chandelier -- and focus instead on its creepy abilities.

Lampent visits people when they're on the brink of death, then steals the souls from their body, absorbing their essence as fuel for the fire that burns within it.

Sounds like the perfect pet, right? Who wouldn't want to own one of these?

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