Kristen Stewart is always around vampires these days. She's surrounded by the bloodsuckers in 'Twilight', and rumor has it she's back on with Robert Pattinson, AKA Edward Cullen. So since vampires are a Halloween staple, and October 31st is just around the corner, what better way to help us understand the creepy holiday than by enlisting K-Stew?

First off, is this really Kristen Stewart? Unfortunately, no. But who cares when this impersonator has the whole super mellow, never-crack-a-smile thing down pat? She shares her Halloween wisdom in true K-Stew style, adding necessary 'tude to her explanations about All Hallows Eve and the saint of flaming dog poo.

Surprisingly, we learned some valuable info. Spooky sitcoms date back to the 1800s, and Halloween is the day Michael Myers killed comedy. Thanks, K-Stew!

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