Know how we mentioned the "Governator" in the Manowar album cover entry? Turns out this German heavy metal band is into that kind of suffix. While Knorkator sounds cool, its loose translation puts it on par with the fairly outdated expression, "swell." Not the post-pumping iron swell, but the 'Leave It To Beaver' swell.

This cover went down like this - hey, we need a cover, let's get wasted and see what happens, whatever we come up with will be awesome. The end result? A bewildered and dumbfounded KISS meets Insane Clown Posse disaster.