A few days ago we introduced you to Kai, the homeless hitchhiker who saved a life from the wrath of "Jesus Christ." Well now, after the guy has become an overnight celebrity, the famed Gregory Brothers have Auto-Tuned him. And like so many of their creations, this too is catchy, and also a little NSFW. 

Is anyone else looking at Kai as a philosophical genius? Seriously, the guy should become a motivational speaker. Take a look at some of his one-liners:

"No matter what you've done you deserve respect."

"Even is you make mistakes, you lovable." Yes, you lovable.

"Doesn't matter your looks, skills, or age, your size or anything -- you're worthwhile. No one can ever take that away from you."

Good God, the guy is zen! Excuse us while we grab a Kleenex.

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