"Money ... comes from a magical place called 'our parents.'" This is one of many lessons "Mitt Romney" teaches in this 'Mister Rogers' spoof from Jimmy Fallon.

According to Fallon, if Mitt shut down PBS and had his way, children would learn to shame union workers, and how to tie dogs to cars. Barack Obama would be a postman. Everybody would know the difference between string and twine. And we would all laugh like robots. Mr. Rogers neighborhood, this is definitely not.

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