How Are People Preparing for the Super Bowl?

The Super Bowl is the game of all games. It's that one time per year where everyone pretends to like football, and it's totally acceptable to stuff your face with toddler-sized calzones and other deliciously greasy creations. Honestly, what's not to love?

That being said, all the fun taking place on Sunday does require some prep. This is especially true if you're having a party, going to a party or planning on planting yourself on the couch for five hours. With only a few days left, it's about time America's celebratory planning commences. So how are people really preparing for the Super Bowl?

They are...

TAKING SELFIES WITH CRAIG FERGUSON

BEAUTIFYING WITH HYDRATING NIGHT CREAM

MAKING REALLY CREEPY ARM MUSCLE CAKES

AND EATING SUPER BOWL SUNDAES (GET IT? EH, EH?)

MAKING DELICIOUS FOOD THAT LOOKS QUITE COMPLICATED

GIVING MAJOR 'TUDE

MACKIN' ON THE LADIES

CREATING AWESOME JELLO SHOTS

AND BUFFALO WINGS STRAIGHT OUT OF 'MARTHA STEWART'

...SPARKLY AND SUGARY MARSHMALLOW TREATS, TOO

GIVING THEIR NAILS A LITTLE TEAM SPIRIT

AND, OF COURSE, "WATCHING MY RAVENS ON NFL NETWORK GEZZZITS ADDICTIVE...IT'S OUR TIME!!!!!!!"