Here’s Honey Boo Boo’s Roadkill Tasting Wishlist

Honey Boo Boo made her triumphant return last night. The second season of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' premiered last night, and we learned a lot. We learned Honey Boo Boo's secret wrestling move (see above, and use your imagination). We learned about redneck Slip 'N' Slides. Most importantly, we learned the value of eating roadkill, and Alana's personal roadkill wishlist. Here are all the creatures Alana hopes to someday eat off the side of the road.

A rabbit:

A hamster:

A monkey:

A bird:

A butterfly ... okay ...

A porcupine ("because you can pick your teeth with the quills"):

A wild pig:

A raccoon:

A gopher:

An elephant:

And a lion.

After making this exhaustive list, this is what Honey Boo Boo had to say: