This guy is so totally busted. He thought he could get away with not giving one tiny spoonful of mint chocolate chip ice cream to his girlfriend at a basketball game, but now everybody knows it, thanks to a hilarious play-by-play by Isaiah Thomas and C-Webb.

The worst part is probably the way he isn't teasing at all. He seriously does not want to part with even one measly teaspoon of his massive waffle cone of ice cream. This is like the opposite of the Kiss Cam. Shaking our heads right now.

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