This cover puts Geraldine and Ricky to shame. While the other pair sort of concealed their unrelenting, burning desire for each other by diverting your attention to environmentalism and channeling your inner hippie, this cover makes no bones about what's going on here -- we've found love in a hopeless place.

What strikes us is you don't normally see a lot of female ventriloquists out there. Is that what makes this so jarring? What if the dummy were the same gender? Would that make a difference?

Anyway, we're psyched for the wedding.