'Eilerts Jul" (Eilert's Christmas)

This could be the worst impression of the King we've ever seen. Where's the sneer? And the glasses?

Even the Santa hat is off. Instead of a puffy ball at the tip, it looks like a jock sock... a holy hammer sheath.

The finger point is horrible. His facial expression says,"Hey, smell my finger." You've ruined Christmas, sir. You are the Faux-King Who Stole Christmas.