'A Taste of Dick Black'

No thank you. We're good. You can't even Google this guy's name without the search engine blushing; it's tailor made for "best entry ever" in the phone book. It's almost too good to be true -- either there's some genius out there who took advantage of Dick's naivete or everyone's just sublimely blind to the world's dirty minds.

But let's talk about his fans for a sec. How many DVDs and videotapes have they had to return or throw out due to a common mix-up regarding said items' content? On the flip side, we have to believe some, uh, adventurous types have been disappointed with their delivery. Aw, who are we kidding? The ladies love a taste of Dick Black's...accordion playing.