Dachshund Meets Its Adorable Toy Penguin Match

Puppies love toys. Well, most toys. Rocky, the dachshund in this clip, doesn't quite know what to make of this one.

To be fair, if we were a tiny dog, we'd be confused by a robot penguin squawking "The Sorceror's Apprentice" ourselves. Although as humans we're not really sure why it exists, either.

It makes us wonder: is there a bracket here? Dachshund vs. toy penguin? Corgi vs. Teddy Ruxpin? Shih Tzu vs. giant teddy bear? Our money's on the Corgi!