Oh, sure it sounds cute when a two-year-old says awful things, but let's be real -- basically anything a two-year-old says is going to be at least a little adorable. Take away the facade of a smiling baby face, though, and the truth comes out -- that little kids are essentially sociopaths with no regard for the feelings of others.

That's what this video does -- it takes the actual words of a toddler, and gives them to a full-grown man. It is hilarious. And a reminder that we should be thankful babies are born baby-sized, and not with the strength and coordination of adult humans.