Ranch dressing is the ultimate American condiment. So it's about time someone combined it with another great tradition: eating contests. The guys in this video really have a taste for the stuff -- and some strong stomachs.

It takes a real love of ranch to be willing to chug 32 ounces of the stuff. Sure, there's a cash prize attached to this eating contest: 300 measly bucks, plus free sub sandwiches for a year. But you'd have to fork over a lot more bread than that to get us to attempt this. And we're not talking about the sandwiches.

Watch these fierce competitors take a trip to the Hidden Valley below, but be warned: this video is definitely NSFAL -- Not Safe for After Lunch.

Bonus Gross-Out: Melissa McCarthy Chugging Ranch on 'SNL'

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