If you grew up in the 1980s, chances are you know how the first level of Super Mario Bros. is played. That first level is etched into the heads of every video gamer, whether you played it on the original NES or not. Now imagine how that first level would have played out had it been martial arts legend Chuck Norris in the game, instead of the Italian plumber we all know and love.

Just when you thought Chuck Norris jokes were passé, internet video legend Dane Boedigheimer (creator of The Annoying Orange) reminds us why we just can't have enough of the action star. Watch as 8-bit Chuck Norris destroys your childhood memories and put every Super Mario Bros. speed-run attempt to shame!

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