By all accounts, bowling isn't a contact sport. And yet, dozens of bowlers slip, slide and crash to the ground in this amazingly entertaining compilation of bowling fails. Okay, okay. This supercut convinced us. We'll never say bowling isn't a real sport again.

Many of these unfortunate bowlers simply can't find any traction on the highly-polished floor while wearing bowling shoes, and slip and land on their backs while approaching the lane. Several others forget to let go of the ball and find themselves traveling toward the pins.

Bowlers aren't even safe in the comfort of their own living rooms, it seems. One gamer lets go of his remote during a game of Wii bowling and smashes his flat screen TV. See? This is why we never go bowling. It's obviously way too dangerous.