Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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15 Reasons Why You Should Love Aaron Paul (If You Somehow Don’t Already)
'Breaking Bad' is almost back! We're excited to have the show back, but we're extra-excited for the quantity of Aaron Paul in our lives to increase. You should be too. Here's why.
Little Girl Stands Up to Dad’s Tyranny in Adorable Manner
This two-year-old has had it with being chased by her dad. It turns out you can only chase a toddler around for so long before they resort to action.
15 Reasons We’re All Secretly George Costanza
You might think you're a Charlotte or a Miranda. But you're not. Nobody is. Everybody is actually a Costanza.
The Video That Will Make You Love Porcupines
If you've ever had to take your dog to the vet to have quills removed from his face, you're probably not the biggest fan of porcupines. This could be the video that wins you back.
Do Want — Bubble Wrap Bike
Comedy Magician (his words, not ours) Eric Buss has invented the ultimate (legal) stress reliever. It's a bubble wrap bike, and we want one.
Kanye Quest 3030 Is the RPG You Should Be Playing
This is Kanye West. He's going on a Kanye Quest!!! AAAH! Kanye Quest 3030 is a new RPG you should definitely be playing if you like to play old school 2D RPGs.
Here’s a Hillbilly and a Raccoon Dancing to Aretha Franklin
Sometimes you just need to watch something without wondering why it exists. This is one of those times. If you try to suss out why this overalls-clad hillbilly is dancing on his porch with an obese raccoon, you might lose your mind. It's just not worth it...
Awesome Tumblr Brings Disney Characters to Real Life
It's no secret that we love Disney AND animated GIFs, so we were especially happy to discover the Tumblr Black and White Disney. There you can find animated footage of your favorite Disney characters walking around Disneyland (and other locales) like they're real. It's pretty magical.
Bears Have Hoedown When Nobody’s Around
This pretty much proves it -- nature is terrifying AND awesome. This video shows what happens in the woods when humans aren't around. It's pretty amazing, but if we ever stumbled across that many bears in one place ... let's just say there aren't enough pants in the world.
Alternate Casting Ideas for ‘The View’
It's been announced that Jenny McCarthy will replace Elisabeth Hasselbeck on 'The View' this fall. Uproar immediately ensued, probably because Jenny McCarthy advocates (scientifically disproved) medical opinions that actually kill children. Or maybe it's because of 'Singled Out.' It's hard to say.
Pug Can’t Handle the End of ‘Homeward Bound’
If you thought you couldn't handle the end of 'Homeward Bound' before, just wait til you watch this video.
Check Out This Awesome ‘Daria’ Trailer Starring Aubrey Plaza
Who better to play jaded '90s cartoon character Daria than Aubrey Plaza; after all the grumpy malcontent is her wheelhouse. We only wish this movie were real, and not just a video for College Humor. Then we could openly admit that our parents didn't let us watch MTV so we've actually only seen two episodes of the show ...
15 Signs You Grew Up in Gotham City
You've watched your home move from Chicago to New York to New Jersey. You attend press releases with the police commissioner just like a regular kid. Chances are strong you're an orphan. But are you really a Gotham City kid? Here are 15 signs that prove you are.
‘Sesame Street’ Is Making Vines, And They Are Amazing
Consider all other Vines irrelevant. As far as we're concerned, now that Cookie Monster has made a Vine of his own truncated version of 'Gone in Sixty Seconds,' we don't see how the medium can go anywhere but down.
Literal Listicles Is the Greatest New Tumblr
There are literally three signs you're into math, and here they are. Literal Listicles is a new Tumblr quickly gaining popularity -- over 2,500 followers in two days. It's not hard to understand why; we are inundated with listicles, and the world is hungry for a send-up.