Totally Legit Oscar Predictions From a Person Who Saw None of the Movies
Okay, so maybe once again I accidentally didn't watch any of the movies that were nominated for Oscars. That doesn't mean I don't have some predictions up my sleeve. I'm pretty good at this, so you should take me at least as seriously as that cross-eyed possum from a few years ago. This is what you can expect to happen on Sunday.
We wouldn't want her to get too comfortable.
Beyonce is going to wear a tiara. And Nick Nolte's crow is going to steal it.
Our money's on Seth MacFarlane, only nobody will take our bet.
Sorry. The last time I watched the Oscars was 15 years ago.
And the weird part will be what is Glenne Headly doing at the Oscars?
He's that devoted to his craft, you guys.
But the safety pins will be made out of platinum, so it's totally cool.
Not really a prediction. Just a statement of fact.
Was that tiger real? I didn't see that movie. Although, for some reason when I went to see 'Prometheus' (I know, I know) the trailer for it played like three times in a row, and it was the most entertaining thing that happened that night.
She's like Hansel.