Special Features

'The World of Laverne Tripp' Couple things come to mind when processing this low budget cover: 1. Is Laverne saying he owns Earth? If so, Mr. Tripp, the next round of drinks is on you. 2. Is Laverne a chameleon? He's able to take on the same coloring as his background...

'What's Next?' That's a great question. First, we saw two dogs in blonde wigs, now we get this. Next up: Throwing sundresses on blue whales. Who is Foster Edwards? According to Google, he was a pitcher for the Boston Braves and New York Yankees back in the day...

'Yesterday and Today' WHAT?! How could we say ANYTHING about The Beatles is "the worst"?! Well, how else would you describe this album's artwork? We're not alone in our assessment -- in fact, the album's primarily known FOR its controversial cover...

'Sour Cream and Other Delights' This cover art and album concept is a parody of/ tribute to Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass album, 'Whipped Cream & Other Delights', which featured a sexy 60s brunette, Dolores Erickson, covered in nothing but whipped cream licking her finger. Th...

'Because They Can' Why did Nelson put blonde wigs on those dogs? Because they're the twin sons of a Rock 'n Roll Hall of Famer, that's why. See, when you're the offspring of the rich and famous, you can pretty much do whatever the hell you want...

'Sabotage' You thought we'd dump on the Beastie Boys? No way (RIP MCA). Listen, we hate to rip on Sabbath, but come on, guys - this is so far from metal it makes us think it's trying to hipster-y or ironic. Are we being 'Punk'd'? They could very easily be wearing women's clothing...

Who doesn't love a mustache? But what if you could have two mustaches on your face? How is that possible, you ask? Mustache eyebrows, of course! Check out how much better some of your favorite actors, artists and musicians look with mustaches for eyebrows.

This cover shows an ordinary girl in... you got it, a tiara! Oh, and she’s ballroom dancing with a handsome man. Sounds like your typical working-girl-becomes-a-princess story, and it is. From the cheesy smile plastered across the gentleman’s face to the palace-like surroundings displayed on the page, everything on this cover makes us want to hurl...

What is this guy gazing at so longingly? Maybe a distant ranch? Or perhaps at Alexandra, the private investigator who uncovers the truth about his past and predictably becomes his lover? From the artfully arranged hat to the jeans with chaps that draw attention to his, erm, assets, this is one quintessential cowboy...

What would possess anyone to select this image for the cover of anything, let anyone a novel that’s meant to be a sexy read? This is literally the most awkward kiss ever. The guy has quite possibly fallen asleep on her face or is potentially beginning to attempt mouth-to-mouth resuscitation...

Out of focus blues, misty lilacs, a sensual kiss and the silhouette of a cougar -- Is this shadowy cover meant to be mysterious? Because trust us when we tell you that there is nothing unexpected about the storyline. A couple get together, then meet again but he turns into a cougar at night -- hence the title...

This cover displays the divide in the novel right from the word go. Red and black, light and shadows, blonde and dark -- the two sides to this story are evident. Even the title seems to be a tale of two sides in itself. In a way, the story is told before even the first page has been flipped...

We’re not sure which is more offensive: the cheesy word-play in the title of this book or the terrible cover that combines baseball and sex. Worse still is the badly superimposed shot of the semi-naked couple onto a sky-blue (?) background, both displaying corny grins...

This cover is far from out-of-this-world despite the title of Surbeck’s novel. It’s like they forgot about the whole "science fiction" part of the plot, then remembered and just threw in a planet because obviously that equals science...

It seems like someone got a bit creative with their idea of what a Viking looks like. Where’s the classic helmet? And why is he wearing leather? Then again, in Sandra Hill’s novel, this particular Viking is also a time traveler who goes forward to 2003...