'Because They Can'

Why did Nelson put blonde wigs on those dogs? Because they're the twin sons of a Rock 'n Roll Hall of Famer, that's why.

See, when you're the offspring of the rich and famous, you can pretty much do whatever the hell you want. And that includes wasting everyone's time with your artistic talents that total 1/100th that of your celebrity parent(s).

Even the dogs know this was a HORRIFIC idea. This could be more upsetting than sticking a live baby chick in a frying pan with its dead sibling and more delicious cousin.