Florida Woman Calls 911 to Thank Police for Bologna Sandwiches

A woman in Florida was recently arrested after she allegedly called 911 six times to thank police for bologna sandwiches she ate while in jail previously. Hey, we like bologna too. But is it worth alerting local authorities? Probably not.

Police arrested and charged 51-year-old Christine Lee Brown with six felony counts of 911 misuse after she repeatedly called the emergency number to thank Sheriff Jack Parker for the food. Dispatchers reportedly kept asking Brown if she had an emergency, but she would only mention the sandwiches she ate while doing time at a facility of 1,600 inmates.

Brown is now being held on a $3,000 bond at the Brevard County Jail Complex, where she's no doubt currently feasting on her beloved bologna.