Apple recently unveiled two new iPhones and a watch, giving people a whole new reason with working phones to ponder whether they want to pony up a few more hundred dollars for the latest in tech gadgetry.

This fella tees off on Apple for its new gigantic phones and its backwards method for naming them with numbers. He's basically saying things we've all thought, but never really verbalized.

He also questions the concept of Apple Pay and the need for an Apple Watch, which is unnecessary since HE ALREADY HAS A PHONE THAT DOES ALL THE SAME THINGS!!!

As if that isn't enough, he also blasts the company for getting into bed with U2 because "nobody listens to U2 anymore." Ouch.

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