That's Gotta Hurt

All of this medics' supplies fall out as he rushes onto the pitch to attend to an injured player. Luckily, it's a soccer player, so he's probably faking being injured, and the supplies were not really needed.

Despite taking a tumble in the shower this week that resulted in horrendous stitches, bruises, cuts and broken teeth, Aerosmith frontman and 'American Idol' judge Steven Tyler took to the stage with his band and performed in Paraguay last night. But first, he released a photo of his injuries. Dude looks like he could use an aspirin or two.

Meet Cameron Pilley, professional squash player, who just last week hit a squash ball at 175 miles per hour, setting a new world record. Rather than showing you the record-breaking event, however, the Aussie athlete recreated his famous serve while aiming the ball at his (willing) brother's bare back. The resulting damage is NSFL enough that you might want to stop the video before the 1:16 mark if

Always wear a helmet when riding a bicycle -- you never know what accident might befall you. A car could run a stop sign, a pothole could appear seemingly from nowhere, or a charging antelope might run you over.

This video might not be in English, but it does feature the international language of someone-just-got-slapped-upside-the-head.

A man's attempt to cross an elaborate -- but benign-looking -- fountain ends in surprising failure. Watch a human bested by fanciful spouting water below.

This drunk girl in this video starts out dancing and ends in face-plant infamy. Some rough NSFW  language, as is often the case when somebody takes a drunken spill. Check it out below. And may all your embarrassing face-plants be private.