Nascar

During the NAPA 200 race in Montreal on Saturday, Nationwide Series driver Steve Wallace bumped into fellow racer Patrick Carpentier, spinning him out. This enraged Carpentier’s crew chief Jerry Baxter, who approached Wallace's car during a pit stop and grabbed a handful of Wallace's blond hair.

In a prayer before Saturday night's NASCAR Nationwide Series race in Nashville, Tennessee, Pastor Joe Nelms name-checked several big sponsors and supporters of the sport, thanking the Almighty for things like "GM performance technology," "Goodyear tires" -- and of course his "smoking hot wife Lisa." He wraps up the whole thing "in Jesus' name, boogity boogity boo

Yesterday marked one of the best-named sporting events of our time, "The Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips 400 NASCAR Sprint Cut Race" at the Michigan International Speedway. The entertainment didn't stop there: during the post-race interviews, a TV cameraman positioned behind Kyle Busch mimed slapping around the third-place finisher in his lens. You know, like when you close one of your eyes