Kris Humphries

If there's one celebrity event that deserves mocking, it's the recent E! wedding between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, which lasted 72 days. Last night, 'Saturday Night Live' spoofed the wedding and the marriage, as well as the inevitable divorce reality show that will probably arise.

While some, like comedian Rob Delaney, have reacted with rage to the tragic news that  Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have split, others have chosen to memorialize the couple's epic 72-day run with a more quiet dignity. In fact, dozens of mourners heeded the call of some guy on Craigslist and gathered at the Kardashian family's Dash Boutique in New York City's trendy SoHo neighborhood for a can

While one would think Kim Kardashian's speedy divorce from human prop Kris Humphries would provide stand-up comics with easy punchlines, comedian Rob Delaney is taking the news in an entirely different direction. In a column he writes for Vice Magazine, Delaney declared that he will be suing Kardashian and others for forcing a sham wedding on the American public.

It seems like everyone is having fun listing all the things that lasted longer than Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' 72-day marriage. But since we're a kinder, gentler pop culture website, we decided to go the opposite route and try to cheer up the newly non-betrothed couple by making a list of things they actually outlasted. Cheer up...