Holiday Cards

The Kardashian clan never does anything half-way. So, we shouldn't be surprised that this year's Kardashian/Jenner family Christmas card is in 3-D. Finally, a Kardashian product with more than one dimension.

As far as Jorge Santini, the major of San Juan, Puerto Rico is concerned, nothing says Christmas like one animal crushing the windpipe of another. Wait, what??? The mayor and his family posed for an incredibly macabre Christmas photo this year, which shows a taxidermied leopard going to town on the jugular of an unfortunate antelope. Thank you, Santini family. You've just given us Christmas nightm

Thanks to the allure of handheld devices, this family can't concentrate long enough to even pose for a Christmas card. Still, it's the thought that counts. Merry Christmas and Happy New ... um, hold on a minute. We just got a text. Check out the card below.