Let's say you are enjoying a Whooper at your local Burger King when you hear the young married couple the next table over loudly debating the future of their union.

Do you A) stare deeply into your fries and wish you had gone to Arby's, or B) Tweet all the details of the emotional break up out to your followers?

Twitter user Andy Boyle choose B, and now we have somewhat epic account of the spat, which actually has kind of a happy ending.

You can check it out below, and remember that in this brave new era of interconnectedness it's best to keep your voice down when arguing with a significant other in public.

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