How to Prepare for the ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale

Drink enough and you can watch it again for the first time the next day!

Stock up, because, according to Aaron Paul, the final episode is going to make you "s--- your pants."

Make sure you've got a copy of 'Free Bird' readily accessible -- you're probably going to want to play it on a loop for the several hours following the closing credits.

You're going to want to be nice and limber for your post-show freedom sprint.

Don't forget to stop by an ATM. You're going to need money to pay your friends when you lose the How 'Breaking Bad' Ends pool.

You need to start looking right away for a new show to replace the void that 'Breaking Bad' is going to leave behind. (Just kidding, it can't be filled.)

They're like a 2 on the How Ridiculous Foods Make You Look When You Eat Them While Crying scale.

If you can't find a friend with cable, shut everything down. Everything. No phone. No internet. For God's sake NO FACEBOOK.

You're going to cry like a baby.