It's Easter weekend, and we all know what that means -- time to eat some ham and get your crunk on. We've always said if you aren't risking an insulin coma, you aren't really drinking, so here are some Peeps-themed cocktails to prove you love Easter but hate your body. Enjoy (to a point, then feel really sick and eat a bunch of fried chicken on the curb in a neighborhood you don't live in)!
This kind of counts as food, right?
This absinthe-based cocktail combines two of our favorite things -- absinthe and setting stuff on fire. (You might want to try this one early on in the evening so you don't burn your house down.)
More fire! Who said Easter isn't fun?
Truthfully, this is just a gin martini with a Peep floating in it. So...C+ for effort, A for not tasting like a giant glass of candy.
You could drink this if you feel bad for abandoning 'The Walking Dead' to catch the season premiere of 'Game of Thrones' this Sunday.
Of all of these, this one probably tastes the most like actual Peeps. Plus can we just admit our secret fondness for milk-based cocktails? There. We've done it.
This one is orange and cherry flavored, plus the glass is garnished with shredded coconut in case you didn't get full from all those Jell-O shots.
This is the drink for you if you secretly hate Peeps so very, very much. Throw one into a blender with some booze and murderlize it! Then drink and laugh and laugh and laugh.
If all of this seems like too much work, here's how to make a massive vat of Peep-infused vodka. We're not saying it's a good idea -- we're just saying here's how you do it.