Proving that some people will just never ever get it, notorious womanizer and all-around poor excuse for a human being Jesse James made his return to reality TV this week and made a rather incredulous statement during the intro to 'American Chopper: The Build-Off.'

I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad. . . I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show 'em that I'm still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I'm not what I became.

The "Hollywood actress" he's referring to is of course his ex-wife, Oscar-winner Sandra Bullock, who punted him to the curb last year after he publicly humiliated her by having an affair with a stripper. His subsequent relationship with tattoo artist and reality star Kat von D suffered a similar fate -- she later said he cheated on her with no fewer than 19 other women.

Poor Jesse James. If only he hadn't become a "big shot," maybe he wouldn't be such a jerk.

[via Us Weekly]