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If this guy cared as much about following the law as he did about keeping his mustache tidy he probably wouldn't have found himself posing like a fool for the Five-O. Though to be honest, the real question is: is that a sober face?  

Two! Two! Two for the price of one! We're just a little disappointed that his mouth mustache doesn't possess the same panache as his forehead mustache, or bangs, as it were. Our secret wish is that his plan was to clip off the top one and stick on his face where the bottom one is...

This is pretty much the most conspicuous hairdo a person could have -- not so good for trying to hide from the police. Somebody clearly didn't watch 'The Wire.' And look where it got her. Seriously, watch 'The Wire,' you guys. And also never do your hair like this...

We're going to guess this guy wasn't arrested for sleeping on the job. First of all, that's not against the law, and, secondly, he looks like it's been a while since the last time he slept. There is also a strong possibility that he found out he won the lottery at the exact moment they took this picture...

Oh sure, they make him take the wig off, but let him keep the makeup. This picture is going to prove incredibly not helpful if he ever does anything wrong again NOT in a state of half-drag. For the sake of thoroughness, they should have taken a set of lady and a set of man pictures...

This guy hit somebody with his car. Then fled the scene. And dragged the victim 100 feet. And just to make his day a little worse, he probably realized he's dressed in full-on Juggalo regalia and will forever be trapped in the annals of the internet as a guy who likes Insane Clown Posse...

Just when you thought the neckbeard couldn't sink any lower, these guys came along. They think reflective triangles on their buggy are too modern. We think most things are probably too modern for guys who rock the Mr. Tumnus. Sadly a judge didn't quite agree that making their buggies road-safe went against their religion, and now we will forever have this reminder to never cut our own hair emblazo

You'd think with hair like this there wouldn't be time to get into trouble. Wouldn't you have to focus all your energy on not accidentally toppling over? One thing's for certain -- she was not planning on getting arrested, because prison rats see hair like that and imagine themselves hanging up shelves and converting the den into a craft room...

Going to go out on a limb here and say this guy was severely intoxicated. At least he'll have something to remember his night by! Also, how amazing would it be if the arm that's holding up his head was dressed in a tuxedo? We can dream. We can dream...

Maybe she was arrested for being a horrible cook and making everybody watch 'The Color Purple' every year on Thanksgiving. Everyone's grandmas do that, right? No? Never mind. It was probably crack then.

Looks like the happiest day of her life just turned into the worst day of her life. Hopefully she made a shiv to bring to her wedding for protection in jail. Technically it would count as something old and something new, so it wouldn't be entirely impractical...

Point of confusion: is this a clown or just a really weird dude? And if it is a clown, why was he in costume while he was breaking the law? Did he think he could just pass it off as a practical joke? Too many questions, not enough answers...

What kind of bet do you have to lose to wind up with a haircut like this? It probably has something to do with underground competitive ring toss, which should be a thing, if only to explain this picture.

Although the hairdo is probably available anywhere there is easy access to water and electrical sockets,and the blank expression can be found anywhere Gotye can be heard, we're betting this guy lives south of Maryland -- it's just too hard to get chartreuse man-tanks north of the Mason-Dixon...

Then: Travis "Spanky" Tedford was the leader of the Women Hater's Club in 'The Little Rascals' and, unlike his buddy Alfalfa, was not a fan of Darla. His most notable accomplishments after his movie debut was playing Loafy in 'Slappy and the Stinkers,' which clearly did not do as well in the box office as his first film endeavor, as well as some cute Welch's Grape Juice commercials... Re