Humor

Wow, people are upset that Ben Affleck is going to be the next Batman. Like, really upset. It's almost like this somehow simultaneously affects them personally (it doesn't), and they have nothing else in their lives to worry about (we're jealous). They may be upset about it, but at least some folks have a sense of humor about it. Here are some choice tweets on the subject.

Who's excited for 'Your Next'?? Wait, what? It's called 'You're Next'? As in, "you are the next one to be murdered by the scary mask wearing people"? Oh, that makes much more sense than 'Your Next' which is just confusing. Your next what exactly? We have no idea.

Here's a prank that's (pun ahoy!) shockingly funny.

Here's what happens when you stick the Wilhelm Scream any old place you want.

Some people get a dog because they want an obedient companion...well, THESE AIN'T THOSE DOGS! These dogs make Rude Dog look like Lassie. Yeah, we just referenced Rude Dog, DEAL WITH IT!

A lady decided to do a "seductive" dance down the aisle to her own version of "Crazy B----" by Buckcherry, and now it is being called the white trashiest wedding in history. (NSFW, btw.)

If you ever wondered what it's like for astronauts to readjust to life on Earth, this video has the answer for you. Apparently you drop stuff all the time, for starters.

Besides being the Web's funniest downer, Grumpy Cat has also been a source of artistic inspiration ever since he claimed fame. How Tarter Sauce so effortlessly gains a huge fanbase, we have no idea, nor are we questioning. The famous kitty just has some sort of magical 'oomph' to him, which is why these Disney-meets-Grumpy-Cat pictures are so fitting.

If you follow Patton Oswalt on Twitter, you hopefully noticed that he pulled off the greatest Twitter troll probably ever over the weekend.

Australian 'Today' Anchor Karl Stefanovic didn't stand a chance against Grumpy Cat.

It's bad enough that Hitler's gotten all riled up about Kendrick Lamar's verse on Big Sean's 'Control' now even fictional rappers are calling K. Dot out on Twitter too.

It's time to head back to school...did you get all your supplies? You know, the knives and fake severed feet and pregnancy tests? These back-to-school specials are clearly for people who know how to live (or at least how to drink too much and make questionable decisions due to impaired judgment).

This video of a bunch of angry sheep protesting, well, something has led us to a few questions.

Bowling is like a right of passage; you've gotta wear those extra smelly shoes at least once in your life. Ya know, for the semi-gross experience. Not to mention the actual game is pretty fun, too. The thing is, it's also very fail prone. But we ain't complaining!

The new Tumblr This Charming Charlie takes old Peanuts strips and replaces the dialogue with scraps of lyrics by The Smiths. It's pretty much perfect.