Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial — Helen Mirren Urges You Not to Drink and Drive
Helen Mirren, "a notoriously frank and uncensored British lady," is here to remind you that while you should have as much fun as possible during your Super Bowl party, it's still remarkably, incredibly, mind-blowingly stupid to drink and drive.
As she puts it, "If you drive drunk, you, simply put, are a short-sighted, utterly useless, oxygen-wasting human form of pollution. A Darwin Award-deserving, selfish coward. If your brain was donated to science, science would return it. So stop it."
Though to be a bit frank ourselves, we highly doubt a classy woman like Ms. Mirren actually drinks Bud. It's no wonder this lady's an Oscar winner.