Humorless Anchor Will Have No Part of Lame Chipotle Fart Joke
This anchor has no room for obvious jokes in his newscast.
The woman doing the weather throws it back to him while talking about eating Chipotle outside. She's going for an easy "Chipotle makes you fart" joke before the anchor steps in to squash the punchline like a mean boy stepping on an army of ants. And he's not amused.
"No, no, no. You're done. Sports is next. You're done. You're done. Over. You're done."
Banter with the weatherman is as much a part of a newscast as a tease about "Why you're children may be in danger," but this guy is trying to change the game.
If it makes him feel better, he can take heart knowing one of our greatest newsman wasn't above the occasional fart reference: