17 Geeky Baby Onesies For the Littlest Nerds You Know

For the baby who yearns to be bilingual in a dead language

For the baby whose day care offers AP Calculus

For the baby who does IT support on the playground

For the baby who even brings the iPhone to feedings and diaper changes

For the baby who developed apps before developing motor skills

For the baby who takes his first steps at a Trekkie convention

For the baby who knows his memes better than his ABCs

For the baby who thinks quality time with dad is learning Ruby on Rails

For the iterative baby

For the baby who's learning to count from Nate Silver's blog

For the baby who can already speak in full sentences -- but only under 140 characters

For the baby whose gurgles sound suspiciously like Chewbacca-speak

For the baby who started crawling so she could get closer to the Wii

For the baby who thinks the iPhone is so 2008

For the baby with a high-speed connection

For the brand-new baby

For the baby who'll be texting by kindergarten