Gah! Mickey Rooney's face here is enough to make this list alone. Seriously, do we even need to elaborate? Added to this, we assume he's playing some serial killer or creeper, so that heightens the awfulness of the cover. It's hard not to envy the girl here. At least her back is turned.

Would you really want Mickey Rooney making this hideous expression in your VHS collection? No? Neither would we.