The commercials for Budweiser Black Crown were among the most anticipated of the 2013 Super Bowl among people who actually anticpate commercials.

The beer giant teased the spots for their new 6 percent alcohol beer with a trailer featuring the legs of an attractive woman. This lead to speculation that the gams belonged to someone famous.

They did not. Cry about it. Maybe have a Budweiser Black Crown to make yourself feel better.

Instead, they were attached to an anonymous model who is double fisting Black Crown at a party in which the new beer is being celebrated. This is obviously a classy beer -- everybody is wearing black and there is practically no lighting.

In the second spot the party continues, and all sorts of trendy, good looking people are drinking the lager and climbing on tables. Obviously this stuff is a one-way ticket to Crazy Fun Town. Observe: