Snooki is finally ready to show her baby to the world, and it is just slightly bigger than her enormous false lashes. Lorenzo and his mom appear on the cover of People magazine, and he is tiny and cute and appropriately tiny for a baby. (Though his hair is somewhat smaller than expected.)
After five painfully long seasons, 'Jersey Shore' will begin its sixth and final season this fall. Maybe it's because Snooki had a baby and things are starting to get real. Maybe it's because the ratings have started dropping and show no signs of stopping. Or maybe it's because this show is terrible. Regardless, we thought we'd pay tribute by reminding you of some of the terrible commercials the show's "stars" have done over the years. No matter if the subject is safe sex or diet pills, they are all awful.
We just can’t get enough of little miss Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi lately. But who can blame us? She gives us great material! The self-proclaimed "meatball" just recently had a mini meatball of her own, and we saw the Twittersphere explode with jokes about the tanned-out, leopard-clad ‘Jersey Shore’ star becoming a mom. And who could forget how hilarious it was picking out names for baby guido, Lorenzo Dominic?
Early Sunday morning, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi finally gave birth to her little meatball man, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. Once she and fiance Jionni LaValle announced the arrival of their diaper-clad guido, the Twittersphere exploded with both messages of congratulations and jokes about the hair poof queen becoming a mom.
'Jersey Shore' star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi recently revealed to In Touch magazine that she and fiance Jionni LaValle are having a baby boy. What a relief! After all, the world can only handle one Snooki.
What is it with guys hitting Snooki and her look-alikes? She's so small and harmless that it leads us to believe these are the same men who'd take a magnifying glass to ants to see 'em explode. TMZ obtained video of this altercation that took place at this past weekend's Rockfest in Kansas City.
The Google Chrome ads are simple, mellow and downright heartwarming, but would it have the same effect if they used Jersey Shore's Snooki as the parent chronicling her newborn's first few years online? (Note: Video features NSFW language.)
News of Snooki’s pregnancy might have given some of ‘Jersey Shore’s’ most ardent critics hope that MTV would finally pull the plug, but it seems to have only given them a reason to keep going. (This news just furthers speculation that the bun in Snooki’s oven is the Anti-Christ.)
If you can't stand the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hoped recent news of Snooki's pregnancy would mess up MTV's plans for the hit show, guess what, your prayers have not been answered. In fact MTV has stated the show must go on, and with a pregnant Snooki, the only thing we may not see in the upcoming sixth season is the pint-sized mother-to-be doing the 'Jersey Turnpike' at Karma.
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