Snooki Gives Birth — Twitter Responds in the Only Way It Knows How

Early Sunday morning, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi finally gave birth to her little meatball man, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. Once she and fiance Jionni LaValle announced the arrival of their diaper-clad guido, the Twittersphere exploded with both messages of congratulations and jokes about the hair poof queen becoming a mom.

We’ve already had a lot of fun at Snooki’s expense — what with picking out baby names for Lorenzo, watching that famously funny skit ‘SNL’ did of her, and laughing hysterically at that spoof Google Chrome ad — but nothing compares to what people had to say after she actually had her baby. Here are some of the funniest Twitter reactions to Snooki giving birth:

Snooki, since you’ll be busy ironing Ed Hardy onesies, can I borrow some of your 5 million followers? I want to have a talk with them.

— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) August 26, 2012

Most repeated newsroom question of the day: Is there an ‘e’ in #Snooki ? #SorryMrMurrow — Dave Bloch (@davebloch) August 26, 2012

Major GTL for #Snooki right now. Gym, Tan, Labor.

— Andrew Goldstein (@AngeGold) August 25, 2012

#Snooki‘s baby is healthy but parents asked that he spend the night in an incubator… Or as they called it, “mini tanning bed” — Andrew Goldstein (@AngeGold) August 26, 2012

.@snooki Sitting here with Maya Angelou & we just wanted to say Mazel Tov! May you & your munchkin be wrapped in #Blessings!

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 26, 2012

We now live in a world where #Snooki is somebody’s mother. — Huddy(@itsHuddy) August 27, 2012

That’s exactly what our society needs right now: Self-tanned-hair-gelled-leopard-clad-Snooki babies!#Snooki gives birth to baby boy

— Denicke Cronje (@DenickeCronje) August 27, 2012

The good news is, #Snooki ‘s baby can’t get anyone pregnant for like, 6 or 7 years. — Jimmy Taylor (@JimmyFromPhilly) August 27, 2012

Congratulations to #Snooki! That said, We Are Never EVER Getting Back Together.

— David Wild (@Wildaboutmusic) August 26, 2012

#Snooki‘s baby has already fist pumped and passed out to Pitbull.

— Justin Martindale (@justmartindale) August 26, 2012

Having a “case of the Mondays”? Hey, at least you’re not #Snooki‘s kid. #seriously — Justin Moore (@jmooredsgns) August 27, 2012