9 Sloths Who Are Working for the Weekend
We love sloths. There's no question. But we can't spend all day looking at them online-- sometimes we have to take a break to order food from Seamless or run a damp sponge over our body. Worse, sometimes we actually have to leave the apartment. To combat this, we've taken sloths and given them everyday jobs, so we can imagine the people we have to talk to are sloths while we're talking to them. That's normal, right?
Plus, it gives the sloth community a better reputation. They aren't sloth-ful, they're work-ful. (Yes, that's not a word. Look, sloths in people clothes!)
He'll make your coffee when he feels like it (probably never.)
Pioneering the slow foods movement. (GET IT?!)
Personally responsible for shutting down Saturday service.
Turn in your term paper as late as you want!
Hold that pose. For a long, long time.
At least he doesn't speed down the highway.
Probably studying the bacteria from his own fur.
Grow flowers, then poop in them!
The only possible reason 311 keeps us on hold for as long as they do.