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11 Indisputable Reasons Sloths Are the Best

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You probably already know this, but we don’t think there’s any harm in repeating it: Sloths are the best. Frankly, we prefer them to kittens, because one has never tried to eat our toes. In case you didn’t know this, or maybe you just want a reminder, here are just a few of the reasons why sloths are, in fact, the best.

This is what it sounds like when a sloth cries:

This is what a sloth looks like when it yawns:

Orphan sloths hold stuffed animals to mimic the way they would’ve held their mother.

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Sloths are napping experts:

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Sloths set big goals for themselves (ex: become astronaut and fly to the moon).

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Then they achieve them:

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Sloths make every movie better:

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If you look carefully, sloths are everywhere:

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They practically demand you Photoshop them doing awesome stuff:

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This is what a sloth looks like when it gets a bath:

Look how tiny a baby sloth is:

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Sloths can totally dunk:

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Still not convinced?

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