‘Redneck’ Scares Away Raccoon With ‘Hannah Montana’ Repellent

Got a raccoon problem? Get a bottle of Hannah Montana Coon Repellent. Not sure what we mean? You will.

We wonder what's in the bottle this "redneck" is pedaling. Our only guess is something along the lines of perfume or cologne, something that "normal" people wear to make themselves smell somewhat attractive.

But this guy, it seems the raccoon has taken all too well to his natural, uh, musk, obviously loving every bit of it until he gets the smell of civilized folk under his nose.

While the raccoon hates every second of it Old Johnny Mountain Man can't get enough. What Hannah Montana has to do with all this, we're still not sure.