Well, this is just about perfect. In light of all the reaction videos from people watching the "Red Wedding" episode of 'Game of Thrones,' here's the reaction of the first man to ever read it, almost 13 years ago, as played by comedian Jon Bander. Our favorite part is probably "What? No, what is Azkaban?"

We would just like to take a moment to thank the people who read the book, went through this painful experience, and didn't spoil it for the rest of us. This is for you: