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20 Signs You Grew Up in Westeros

Grew Up Westeros
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Whether you were high born or low, you know the rules of the ‘Game of Thrones’ meant you win or die. This gave most of life’s lessons a pretty Valyrian steel sharp learning curve. Still, as a child of the long summer, it wasn’t all bad. Here’s how you know you belonged in Westeros.

1. You fought with your siblings like this:

Idiot

Idiot

2. But seriously: when your brother said not to touch his toys, he meant it.

Hound
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3. The food was…not great.

Food

4. Your mom used to threaten, “You better behave or I’ll send you to live beyond the wall!”

Jon Snow

5. And when you really pushed it, Mom hit hard …

Slap

6. But your uncles always hit harder.

Slap 2

7. Still, your family was close … maybe too close.

Too Close

8. Dragons and white walkers are just stories our parents told to scare us. Right? Right?!

White Walker

9. Mic drops looked like this:

Mic Drop

10. You loved your pet rock more than anything.

Pet Rock
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11. Besides, crushes were killer…no seriously, your crush might want you dead.

Hit

12. But your first time you were all like:

Ready

13. Or:

Body

14. And you learned STDs are nothing compared to dangerous older women.

STDs

15. You learned early that snitches get stitches … or worse.

Snitches

16. And you got pretty sick to death of hearing this ol’ chestnut:

Winter

17. But you knew how to get the party started: drinking games!

Fun

18. And you learned not to judge a man by the size of the sword he carries.

Sword

19. Assuming he’s carrying a sword.

Theon

20. And if you had it all to do over again…well, you have some regrets.

Stupid

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