Whether you were high born or low, you know the rules of the ‘Game of Thrones’ meant you win or die. This gave most of life’s lessons a pretty Valyrian steel sharp learning curve. Still, as a child of the long summer, it wasn’t all bad. Here’s how you know you belonged in Westeros.

1. You fought with your siblings like this:

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Idiot
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2. But seriously: when your brother said not to touch his toys, he meant it.

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3. The food was…not great.

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4. Your mom used to threaten, "You better behave or I'll send you to live beyond the wall!"

Jon Snow
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5. And when you really pushed it, Mom hit hard ...

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6. But your uncles always hit harder.

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7. Still, your family was close ... maybe too close.

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8. Dragons and white walkers are just stories our parents told to scare us. Right? Right?!

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9. Mic drops looked like this:

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10. You loved your pet rock more than anything.

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11. Besides, crushes were killer...no seriously, your crush might want you dead.

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12. But your first time you were all like:

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13. Or:

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14. And you learned STDs are nothing compared to dangerous older women.

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15. You learned early that snitches get stitches … or worse.

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16. And you got pretty sick to death of hearing this ol’ chestnut:

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17. But you knew how to get the party started: drinking games!

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18. And you learned not to judge a man by the size of the sword he carries.

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19. Assuming he’s carrying a sword.

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20. And if you had it all to do over again…well, you have some regrets.

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